I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
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For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
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I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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