If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
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Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
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I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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