so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
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She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
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Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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