We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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