I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
We got so high we made milksteak
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
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I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
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Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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