Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
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Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
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He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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