Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
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Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
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She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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