end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
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hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
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This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
You pole danced in your parka.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
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