So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
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Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
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i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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