I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
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Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
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I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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