butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
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I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
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I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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