Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
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It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
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I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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