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(762): View more from Georgia

Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.

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(850): View more from Florida

I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today

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(360): View more from Washington

I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.

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(503): View more from Oregon

All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover

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(757): View more from Virginia

You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick

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(867): View more from Yukon/N.W.Territory

Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.

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