Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Having a random hookup so left but love u
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
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MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
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You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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