Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
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I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
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Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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