her vagina looked like bernie madoff
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
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someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
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Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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