dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
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he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
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My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
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