would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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