carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
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My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
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She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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