With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
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My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
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Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize