going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
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3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
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On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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