So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
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You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
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jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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