you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
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she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
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I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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