I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
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They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
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Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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