The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
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If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
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I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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