so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
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I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
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it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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