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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 12:41am

    Tell him he better get his lightsaber out cause there's a wookie loose.

  • Submitted by takeitslow on Jan 24, 10 at 6:36pm

    tell him "good thing you don't have braces, because ..."

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 6:30pm

    Love it, I would be down there so long eating it, you would think I had a fucking portable DVD player with me

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 6:55pm

    Okay look you don't have to shave just give it a trim.

  • Submitted by Vilexxica on Jan 24, 10 at 10:42pm

    Fsh. Hairless vulvas are for pedophiles. Long live the bush!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 12:40am

    A real man doesn't care about whether it's shaves or not

  • Submitted by Leanne93 on Jan 24, 10 at 7:11pm

    Pussy is pussy

  • 99 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 6:16pm

    To buy you a razor???

  • 98 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 7:40pm

    A big hairy vag with large tusks? Ahhhhhhh!!!

  • 90 72
    Submitted by barkbirch on Jan 25, 10 at 6:37am

    if he can't deal with some hair, he's not worth it anyway

  • 90 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 6:27pm

    WTF is cleaner about that?!

  • 91 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 6:29pm

    Ok the OP obviously knows she needs to shave, but she's asking her friend what to tell the huh bc she isn't. She needs help at the moment she can't exactly shave right then

  • 91 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 9:55pm

    I'm gonna favorite this simply because of the comments. They're funnier than the text!

  • 92 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 7:22pm

    You should probably let him know you can't spell...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 6:23pm

    Nothing. Natural is cleaner.

  • 88 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 1:58am

    Tell him your on your period :)

    • 48 72
      Submitted by fadabunt on Mar 17, 10 at 6:18pm

      ha been there, used that excuse.

  • 83 92
    Submitted by Herschel on Jan 24, 10 at 9:52pm

    Just tell him that he can stare at your tits all he wants. He probably won't even notice.

  • 63 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:22pm

    Uh.. Just fucking shave you weirdo

  • 82 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 9:57pm

    Tell him to eat you out :]

  • 75 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 6:16pm

    Gross

  • 67 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 8:44pm

    What if this is a guy who posted this?

  • 69 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 6:19pm

    Eat up

  • 66 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 6:51pm

    12:41 hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • 61 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 9:56pm

    Tell him that you shaved. Then act upoun it.

  • 60 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 3:10am

    That you can't spell

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 6:50pm

    Um Hun that's gross no guys gonna wanna fuck a girl with a bush. Just shave it, honestly if you dont shave it well than good luck

  • 59 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 8:23pm

    Tell him to stop trying to stick hhis head in your vagina after using rogaine

  • 69 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 6:20pm

    Go shave! -girl next door

  • 52 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 1:10am

    I'll fuckin eat it I love me some rug

  • 58 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 4:46am

    Does it really mattered how shit is spelled

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 6:16pm

    Shave! Sex is way better when everyone is shaved! Hair=bad!

  • 65 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 5:04pm

    Wait till it's all bloody, then braid it.

  • 61 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 6:02am

    Who Dat ?!

  • 68 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 2:22am

    Must be time for the taming of the shrew.

  • 54 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 6:34pm

    For 6:29 I meant guy not huh

  • 52 63
    Submitted by jaimeaeryk98 on Jul 27, 10 at 3:45am

    Lmao to the person beneath me

  • 63 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 6:20pm

    Sexy

  • 56 74
    Submitted by Chaplinsoup on Feb 12, 10 at 10:42pm

    Tell him you've just emerged from an Ice Age and need to Thaw out a bit...

  • 63 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 7:01pm

    Babygotbackk6@live.com boyyys..

  • 64 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 6:26pm

    Ew

  • 50 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 5:10am

    LOL @ 12:41 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • 56 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 7:08pm

    LOL@ 6:52

  • 61 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 10:37am

    You're sick 8:44

  • 55 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 10:24am

    It's wooly. And ewwww

  • 42 54
    Submitted by yodah on Jul 1, 10 at 11:59am

    tell him ur bisexual. that will cure anything.trust me...or just cut it.

  • 62 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 6:19pm

    First mother fuckassss. BBMS chaaaaaa

  • 59 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 8:56pm

    You don't just shave it before he sees it

  • 56 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 6:24pm

    Bush hog

  • 48 69
    Submitted by badbeatboogie on Feb 17, 10 at 1:20am

    tell him your a mammal -- and mammals are suppost to have fur ;)

    • 37 53
      Submitted by cosmowoman on Oct 18, 10 at 4:36am

      I'm so going to use that line.

  • 38 52
    Submitted by tgp762 on Feb 22, 11 at 3:36am

    hairy, shaved, its all good

  • 55 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 8:39pm

    I love you all.

  • 49 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 7:59pm

    WHO DAT!

  • 50 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 11:16pm

    Don't tell him shut shave bitch

  • 49 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 3:26pm

    Time to bust out the hedge trimmers! LOL!!!!!!!!

  • 47 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 11:39pm

    Hahahahaha 8:23

  • 46 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 8:46pm

    Take care of that shit!

  • 41 65
    Submitted by cosmowoman on Oct 18, 10 at 4:40am

    Since when was being natural considered nasty? Way to degrade women, no wonder we call all guys jerks.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 6:20pm

    first, and bummer!

  • 58 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 6:19pm

    Firstttt

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 6:40pm

    Shave, bitch!

  • 51 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 8:16pm

    I give those tities two thumbs down hahah ha ha hahaha

  • 53 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 7:19pm

    Yummy

  • 55 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 1:11am

    Shave? Jesus, c'mon girl.

  • 51 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 8:56pm

    You shave :)

  • 35 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 12:52am

    Ohh dallas. You can do better

    • 36 49
      Submitted by TXbig on May 26, 10 at 2:48am

      FALSE

  • 41 74
    Submitted by monicaluv on Dec 25, 10 at 11:46pm

    That it has cobwebs too..

  • 53 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 1:05am

    I lick beer from girls tight assholes :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 6:19pm

    First bitchess

  • 50 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 12:56pm

    7:31 UR SICK GET HELP!!!!

  • 15 24
    Submitted by SevenWingedAngel on Jul 18, 13 at 7:24pm

    Nothing, that's what you tell him. Just take a hedgetrimmer to it and tell him it's regularly shaven.

  • 40 75
    Submitted by kane5250 on Feb 16, 10 at 12:24pm

    I hope you don't tell him you're like a wolly mammoth down there that's for sure.

  • 45 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 12:18pm

    Sasquagina!!!!!

  • 32 62
    Submitted by clitterhitter420 on Jul 5, 10 at 12:49am

    I hope that said wooly mammoth vag doesn't have a trunk if you catch my drift

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 1:04am

    Nothin u trim first cause that's nasty

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 7:31pm

    Love to eat hairy pussy, that's where all the flavoer is at!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 7:17pm

    Hella nasty! Clean up, u don't want ur guy having a bush so why do u get one? Gross

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 6:52pm

    That your a skanky whore and you need to shave your cooch

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 10:59pm

    That's just nasty. Yours making Dallas look bad. Shave.

    • 46 51
      Submitted by TXbig on May 26, 10 at 2:50am

      Misspelling "your" helps

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 5:40pm

    I hope you like rare wild animals, because you're about to get one!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 6:18pm

    Nasty and first

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:13pm

    How bout you fucking shave?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 12:04am

    Gaaaah, please don't use descriptive words when refering to your unshaved vagina

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 6:26pm

    Please, oh please shave. Nasty bitch.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 2:57am

    If I were you I would probably not even go there sweety, you're a train wreck If my friendbtexted me this I'd wax that shit for them :O