People with herpes should wear stickers.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
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did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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