I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
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i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
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HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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