Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
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Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
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I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize