You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
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I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
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He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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