we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
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i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
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mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
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Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
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He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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