i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
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He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
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Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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