Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
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My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
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At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
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