I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
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He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
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Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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