I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
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just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
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I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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