i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
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I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
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I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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