so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
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Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
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If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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