"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
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Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
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