I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
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You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
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I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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