I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
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Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
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My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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