she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
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I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
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Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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