3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
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it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
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Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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