rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
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sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
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I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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