I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
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in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
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I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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