yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
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My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
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There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
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