filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
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I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
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He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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