I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
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Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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