I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
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It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
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I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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