Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
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I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
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I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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