Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
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I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
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I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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